Today at work, this girl said, “I’m hungry” and I said, “Hi Hungry, I’m dad.” Then she gave me this really odd look and seemed sorta creeped out. It was in this moment that I realized that in order to tell a dad joke, you should not only be a dad, but also be the dad of the person you are telling the joke to. I am neither.
was checkin out at zia records. handed the employee a pusha t album, a gambino album, a ghostface album, an earl sweatshirt album and… johnny cash greatest hits.
he looked so confused.